Why Did The Haggis Cross the Road?

and other Scottish Jokes

One thing that's know is that the Haggis did cross the road.

But why did he do it!

Read the book now to find out.

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Why Did The Haggis Cross the Road?


Scotland is an amazing, unique country with so much to celebrate: spectacular islands, mountains, glens and lochs; a wonderful culture of music, poetry and dance; a proud, though sometimes tragic history; a national football squad that can hold its own against some of the best Girl Guide teams in the world...Then there's haggis, the Loch Ness Monster, the kilt, whisky, Irn-Bru, heather, thistles, bagpipes and so on...But there's one thing the Scots as a nation do particularly well: they take the piss out of all of this! Yes - when the Scots tell a joke it's usually at their own expense. So this collection of gems pokes fun at just about everyone and everything from kilts and haggis through footie and thriftiness to Sassenachs, Teeries, and Glaswegians. Some of the jokes are old favourites retold, some are brand new, and some are a few specimens found on that internet thingy which have been massaged to make them almost funny.
 

 

 

Contents
Haggis Jokes
Nessie Jokes
Kilts & Tartan Jokes
Assorted Jokes
Football Jokes
Bagpipe Jokes
Whisky Jokes
The Worst Scottish Jokes
The Scottish Character
Cannie Scots Jokes
The Rougher Side of Life
Scottish Light Bulb Jokes
Scottish Knock Knock Jokes
Love of Sheep
Glasgow Pub Quiz
Some Truly Scottish Insults
Why did the haggis cross the road . . .