One thing that's know is that
the Haggis did cross the road.
But why did he do it!
Read the book now to find
out.
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Why Did The Haggis Cross the
Road? -
Extracts
Whisky Jokes
Warning Labels that should be on whisky bottles:
Drinking whisky will make you to dance like a retard.
Drinking whisky may result in pregnancy.
Drinking whisky will make you tell everyone that you love
them - over and over and over again.
Drinking whisky may leave you wondering what happened to
your bra and panties.
Drinking whisky will make even your spouse look sexy.
Drinking whisky will make you more attractive to the
opposite sex – but only if they’re drinking twice as much as
you.
