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The Absolute Worst Scottish Jokes Ever
Three Orkney fishermen walk into a bar - you'd think at
least one of them would have seen it!
What sits at the bottom of your bed and takes the piss out
of you?
A kidney dialysis machine.
Then there was the Dundonian who went to buy some camouflage
trousers - but he
couldn't find any.
Did you hear about the woman from Skye who drowned in a bowl
of porridge? Serves her right for swimming in it.
Two blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round". The
other says "So are you, ya wee fat bastard".
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