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Loch Ness Monster
Jokes
Nessie is lying at the bottom of the loch moaning to his
wife.
“Ma bloody stomach is aching,” he grumbles.
“Och it serves you right, for eating them American
tourists,” replies Mrs Ness, “You know they’re far too rich
for you.”
What’s big and white and chills out at the bottom of Loch
Ness?
The Loch Ness Refrigerator.
A lady goes into a bar with Nessie on a leash. The bartender
looks over and says, ''Hey, you cannae bring that ugly fat
pig in here.''
''Excuse me,” said the lady indignantly, “but if you’d put
your glasses on you’d see that this is the Loch Ness
Monster.''
''Ah wisnae takin’ tae you,” says the barman, “Ah wis takin’
tae the monster.''
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