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Haggis Jokes
Haggis: The icon of the Scottish Nation; lungs, heart and
liver of sheep with a large dash of blood -stuffed into the
poor creatures stomach! No wonder we’re always so bloody
miserable.
Tam goes into his local fish and chip shop.
“Two haggis suppers Toni,” he calls across the counter.
“Wow, your really pushing the boat out tonight,” says Toni.
“Did you win the lottery?”
“Naw,” says Tam, “But I did win third prize in a Sunny Govan
Radio contest – here’s the voucher for my grub.”
“Well done mate,” says Toni. “So what were the other
prizes?”
“Second prize was a single haggis supper,” says Tam.
“And first prize?” enquires Toni.
“Jist the chips,” says Tam.
A haggis goes into a pub and orders up a bottle of the best
whisky.
“You’re looking awfy smug wae yerself,” says the barman.
“Aye,” says the haggis, “Ah’ve jist been sewing ma wild
oats.”
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